Scotty Vanity

the most lulz song iv heard in ages,

the only thing that slightly rivals it is the lets go to the mall one

Hey there, I like your hair

Who does your hair? I wanna go there

Pshyeah, I like your hair

Who does your hair? I wanna go there

Hey bitches, my scalp itches

I'll do my own damn hair

Pshyeah

I need more gel

My hair looks like hell

Fucking bitches

Oh My God

Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads

More like dreadheads

Oh My God

Hey there, I like your hair

Who does your hair? I wanna go there

Pshyeah, I like your hair

Who does your hair? I wanna go there

Let's get a dike spike

Are those highlights?

That's a great color

Ooooh

Let's totally get a perm

Pshyeah

Time to retouch those roots

Bitches

Oh My God

Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads

More like dreadheads

Oh My God

Hey there, I like your hair

Who does your hair? I wanna go there

Pshyeah, I like your hair

Who does your hair? I wanna go there

Where's my flat iron?

Where's my flat iron?

Where's my flat iron?

Where's my flat iron?

Where's my flat iron?

Where's my flat iron

What a slut (excuse me)

But I like your cut (oh really?)

Totally

You're such a slut (You still think I'm a slut?)

Definitely

Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads

More like dreadheads

Oh My God

Hey there, I like your hair

Who does your hair? I wanna go there

Pshyeah, I like your hair

Who does your hair? I wanna go there

Hey there, I like your hair

Who does your hair? I wanna go there

Pshyeah, I like your hair

Who does your hair? I wanna go there

Oh My God

Oh My God

Oh My God

Just shave it off